I think I know her!

Eww, blech...

Oh, gawd, Jarvis (Baker, O’Dell, Myles), stop talking! Now it’s gonna be 55-7 instead of 47-7. Shit. 

Freddie Kitchens had really nice participation trophies made for the entire team, so they have already won.

She ran to my place...mumbled something about you and a Needle Dick..?

Leave it to the Browns to get a huge target on their backs despite coming off a losing season. With the offseason acquisitions, hype, Mayfield and all, for the first time in ages opponents actually care about playing Cleveland, and so far the Browns haven’t responded well to the challenge. I guess Landry decided to…

I know everyone hates the Patriots, but one thing that’s kind of refreshing is that this year’s team is pretty open about how they read and listen to all of this shit. Kyle Van Noy in particular is vocal about this.

Honestly I really like his confidence here.

Pats: 42
Browns: 3
Final

He just got confused.  The touchdowns Baker is going to throw on Sunday don’t count for them.

go home Amheim you’re drunk

He’s talking about Chris Isaak trying to sneak one on Cameron Diaz at the MTV Video Music Awards. I vividly remember her freaking out and yelling at him to stop when that happened. As a naive teenager at the time, I thought it was all part of the act. Looking back now? Fuck Chris Isaak.

Yeah, my guess is that they’re doing it this way to build brand appeal, because more money means “better.”  

‘Frameless doors’

And $1600 for an HVAC delete.

Dang. I want one.

I dig it. It may not have some of the performance of a Tesla Model S but I think it’s a lot better looking (or maybe the S has gotten stale nowadays).

The wheels are gash and I can’t take them seriously when they call an electric car a turbo.

“You can get the headlights in a more-blue hue if you’d like. It’s a $580 option according to the configurator. It kind of matches the blue “Porsche” text on the rear of the car. I dig it.”

Fuck that. If I was able to buy this car, I would not want blue hue anything. That blue Porsche script better not be the default.…

I hate those wheels so much.  

Holy Jesus is that car ugly. All I see is this when I look at the headlights