“I don’t understand how to play it at all”

Because when everyone is thinking Flappy bird, “fun” is the first word that comes in mind. All those hours... Flapping... Fun...

With Cadillacs’ interiors post-ATS, it’s real wood. They make a point of saying everything you see in a current Cadillac is the real thing - i.e., if it looks like leather, it’s leather, if it looks like aluminum, it’s aluminum... you get the idea.

The Buick is a completely different platform.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start

That wheel looks... unfortunate.

Only thing they have in common is the grill shape

Ugh. I could never get past the Freestyle after-taste. This XT5 looks more refined and agile. I’d actually consider it - maybe the first Caddy I’d actually put on a shopping list. But at 190” it’s competing with other vehicles with 3-row seating. Maybe that’s not the demographic that Cadillac cares about, but maybe it…

Is PRNDL somehow broken all of the sudden? What’s going on luxury car makers? I demand an explanation. If you need me, I’ll be yelling at a cloud.

To confuse the shit out of us. Have you used a modern ZF shifter stalk? “Okay. Button for park. Backward for forward. Forward for reverse. Something for neutral.” What the hell!?

Ha, the first thing that came to mind was “Did they steal Bimmers shifter?”

“Got my scrapbooking fabrics bought, now time to reward myself with a pumpkin spice latte!”

Obvious BMW ploy is obvious. However, there’s absolutely no reason this shouldn’t just be in a straight line. Is there some advantage to doing this?

C’mon dude.... This XT6 looks NOTHING like a Pacifica. Well, except that it has four wheels. The original SRX (which I loved as well) looks more like a Pacifica.

I hope that is actually A PIECE OF REAL WOOD and not some gotdamned sticker

I have... feelings about this steering wheel. I don’t know what those feelings are, exactly, BUT I’M KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, ODD WOOD-TRIMMED SPOKES.

Dan has zero interest in asking athletes and coaches anything that has to do with x’s and o’s. His only goal is to get the interviewee to reveal something personal, interesting, different or exciting, and it usually has nothing to do with the actual games. The only times interviews go very south is when the subject…

Oh, so Juneau him?

DeMarco Murray: [wishes he had thought of this before being accused of adulterous relations with teammate spouse]