Lol, look at you coming in here with knowledge and common sense on a Tesla-bashing article!

Uh genius, they owned THREE TESLAS, it’s not like she had no idea how to use it! Secondly if these cars were so “shitty” where are all of the other incidents just like this? Where is the class action lawsuit? How many people buy a car, not know how to use it for MONTHS and then blame the car for their screwup?! She’s…

...you DO realize that in a Tesla when you put it in drive with your foot on the brake it doesn’t actually move, right? And that putting it in reverse automatically shows the REAR view on the huge dash? 

I know right, why give people OPTIONS?! How DARE Tesla provide different ways to do things! First you guys bitch about “everything being on a touchscreen”, then when people point out there is also another way it becomes “Why put shit on a touchscreen when you already have it right at hand?”

...and yet IT DOES HAVE MANUAL BUTTONS AS WELL!! It’s almost like you know nothing about Teslas but immediately jump on here to trash them without doing any research.

The only way it accelerates quickly is if she jumps on the pedal, otherwise Teslas don’t move when you put them in gear.

...which rarely if ever happens tbh esp. since 2018, and the vehicle will continue to drive. The fix is usually a simple reset, as the newer chipsets appear to have fixed the issue for the most part.

Ironic considering almost every manufacturer is going in that direction. Secondly, why are you even fumbling around your dash while you’re driving?! Almost every new make offers auto settings for wipers, lights, air circulation, etc. not to mention voice commands to change music and everything I just mentioned. Again,…

This makes no sense, if you use the MANUAL BUTTONS instead of the touchscreen the “problem” is resolved. Secondly, putting it in Reverse DOESN’T make the car “zip backwards”, it literally doesn’t even move until you hit a pedal!!

No, because they exist JUST to show some random Tesla fail. What’s funny is you’ll never see this joke of a car site posting the Road & Track and MotorTrend Cybertruck reviews that fawn over it. But hey, why listen to acclaimed automotive journalists over Jalopnik which has been circling the bowl for years now and…

Tell that to The Beatles and literally every boy band. 

Odd considering the Oscar, CMAs and Grammy Academy isn’t made up of tweens or 20-something and yet have bestowed on her multiple “Songwriter of the Year” awards. Again, she’s created music in multiple genres (country/pop/folk) and has been rewarded for all 3. If it was so “boring and basic”, why hasn’t anyone else…

Lol, as if her recording company had NOTHING to do with this!

You wouldn’t have this vitriol if it was say Lana Del Rey or some other far less famous female singer/songwriter. You can call her “basic” all you want, but the fact of the matter is she writes almost all of her music, plays piano and string instruments and for a female has some of the tightest control over her music…

“desperate”....12 #1 albums.

LOL, it’s literally the fastest production vehicle on the planet for under $90k! Call it a “lie” all you want (literally EVERY SINGLE car manufacturer uses this!), but stop acting like Musk invented this claim:

Right, much like you assclowns claimed the Cybertruck was a pipedream and that Elon was simply taking deposits with zero intent to return them.

The problem is that the avg. new car in the US is now at $47k. At a minimum you should be making at least 100k, and that’s if you only need one vehicle.

Pretty soon Tesla will be slapping the Plaid badge on everything.

I’m already shitting blood in anticipation!