More culturally enriched shenanigans from the big lip crowd!

Who the fuck even watches this bozo? Never been #1, never even been top ten.

You can tell all of the people that never drove a Tesla, they’re the ones demanding buttons and then when their manufacturer either removes them or adds them to a touchscreen suddenly it becomes “intuitive”!

Why are you so concerned about being “noticed” on a website??

88 if you’re Joe Biden after multiple times losing.

A certain segment refuses to accept that “because 400 years ago”.

We all know why, also no picture which can only mean one thing...

Well, you and your ilk were the same idiots calling it vaporware and not even getting built. Then the goalposts moved to “they’ll cancel it Year 2 after dismal sales” and now it’s “dat ugly, only idiots be gettin’ one!”

yawn...yet another Tesla hit piece from the soon-to-be-defunct Jalopnik. First it was “”this will never come out”, then it was “this will be their biggest flop” to “we won’t see any on the road until 2025", to this unsubstantiated fluff piece. When Ford makes an F350 dually, every bro on here is like “MOARPOWER!!”,…

That’s what’s great, you don’t get to tell people what to do or buy.

...you do realize that Tesla has some of the highest EVER recorded safety ratings for all 4 of it’s current vehicles, right dipshit?

They’re literally “real” vehicles, one of the people was spotted in Beverly Hills the other day with plates, you can’t drive a prototype legally as a private citizen!

People have already been receiving notifications about delivery dumbass.

Just STFU already. Companies don’t spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a giga press, unique assembly line, buildings specifically for this model and years of planning...just so the NHSTA, et al will do everything in their power to keep it off the road or recall it entirely.

Nah, no one has the time let alone all of the necessary ingredients on hand to make them. Just finding wraps in that size is hard if you don’t have access to a Mexican/Hispanic supply place. 

and you can’t get a happy ending, which is what you really want

McDonalds used to only allow you to use either a coupon ‘deal’ or points accrued on previous purchases to unlock free food, but now allow you to use both together. The reason I state this is because a few weeks back I got “any size fry with a $1 purchase”, had points for a double cheeseburger and bought a $2…

It would be if Biden wasn’t on record for bragging about lower gas and food prices and lower inflation...all things you both admitted had nothing to do with him. The fact you just typed that a president doesn’t have influence on economies elsewhere in the world is actually the dumbest thing. So he has no control on…

Nope, just love the fact you’re getting owned for everyone to see. You’d rather stick to your “nationwide” then admit you’re wrong. That’s the only obsession young lady.

I recall when looking into getting an AudiA8 that their frame required a specific type of machine if there was frame damage.