...except his father was the VICE PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY you fucking dimwit!!

You can smell the shit in his pants from here.

I know right, why come to a site dedicated to a specific genre then be outraged when completely different polarizing content is published in it’s place.

Don’t worry, when Biden loses next year this clown and this site will disappear as well!

Really, so entire swaths of a region of a country where it isn’t even available makes it nationwide, dumbfuck? So by your idiotic reasoning a store each in Maine, Florida, Texas and CA is also nationwide. Take your fucking L and move along sisterfucker.

Saturns’ were far nicer imho:

Uh no it doesn’t. If you live in New England which literally consists of SIX states you have to drive almost 12 hours to even reach one. Same for CA and the entire western part of the country. There’s probably like 50 locations from the middle of the US to the Pacific, to say that driving 12 hours to a day just to…

Hey dipshit, “national” means NATIONWIDE, does that look like they are available throughout the country?!

I love this, all of the typical Jalopnik posters who spent YEARS claiming this would never reach the market, that no one really wanted it and that sales would dry up within a year...are now complaining that Tesla is being the ONE auto manufacturer to run a December car promotion to stir car sales!

Really? Because Musk has been on record multiple times now decrying high APRs and needing to get them down along with the overall price of EVs. Hence why although the 3 and Y are two of the best selling vehicles on the planet, he has continually cut prices. And how are they keeping loans exactly? Those deposits don’t…

As is a BMW 2-series and Benz A-series. Secondly they said “it became the second best selling vehicle in the states.”

Did you even bother to read their comment or did you just jump in to post this rambling moronic take? They literally listed multiple models, multiple excuses..and the best you could muster was “these two aren’t the same”.

They wouldn’t have to if idiots like yorself didn’t keep making up idiotic takes on WHY they won’t sell.

Just so myself and anyone else here with a brain can understand, the almost 2 million reservations (YES, people are given an actual number where they are slotted in queue!) won’t even sell a quarter of 1% to reservation holders?!

Mind you, if Porsche had done this with say, an EV version of a Cayenne, this site would be masturbating feverishly over it. When Tesla does it against the “hallowed” Porsche it’s a simple ridiculous marketing stunt and it’s minions do mental gymnastics to diminish it “because Tesla/Elon”.

Uh no, it beat a car while TOWING the same model of that car behind it.

Oh look, you made a subjective statement and pretended that everyone really cared!

...except the Cybertruck launch video showed all of that other stuff dummy. Just because this soon-to-be-defunct site focused on ONE aspect doesn’t men the entire show was about that.

You’re dumb. For example Tesla advertised the 2018 Model S as going 0-60 in 4.1 seconds...and yet there are YouTube videos (like below) showing it’s actually just under 3.6.

Are you fucking kidding me?! Do you live in a bubble? Christ, you can pick up a Fire stick for like $20, and literally EVERY.SINGLE.TV today includes it!