Would he sprinkle them with soap flakes?

Boo fucking hoo, you signed a contract (obviously without any lawyers looking it over) with a company started by a former baseball player!! He literally has a whopping FOUR people on his label! Worse, she went crying to Roc Nation to help her unfuckup her situation SHE created hoping they’d simply strongarm them into…

Have you seen what a large bag of chips is there now? It used to fill almost 3/4 of the bag, now it’s not even half filled IF THAT! I had a free small bag and I’m not kidding...there were NINE chips in it!

It’s decent, you could inject your own for half the price and the same quality tbh. It’s not like they season it with stuff you can’t find online yourself.

This thing will see a track maybe 5% of the time, if it’s a drag strip a Plaid will flat out embarrass it.

The same “1 trick straight lined pony” that broke records at Nürburgring w/ a track pack that would still put it at less than this Vette? Your so-called 4-banger won’t even be anywhere near a Plaid in the twisties, but I guess Nürburgring is a straight track, genius?

How about 1/4 mile?

...and yet every day we see 2 seaters lining up at the track against Plaids and losing badly.

This car delivers a level of performance once reserved for multi-million dollar machines, only approachable by those in the highest of ivory towers. Just as the Corvette has always done, this electrified version brings previously unattainable speed to the (relative) masses.

No one is really talking about Beyawnce’s tour or album, the hysteria for Swift has reached fever levels.

Lol, so you’re just gonna take the word of Jolie based on private flight? Did I mention he was cleared of any wrongdoing by the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services and the LAPD?

Unions are a relic of the past, hence why they have decreased EVERY SINGLE YEAR since 1983. If they’re so good for corporations then why is that exactly? 

Trump has a 10 point lead on Biden in current polling, and the majority of Dems don’t even want him to run and think he’s too old.

Number one cause of divorce?

Looks gay.

...and he’s still TEN POINTS BEHIND Trump. Meanwhile he stumbled yet again coming off a plane with shorter stairs because Secret Service requested it.

Great, I barely game as it is so I have no problem waiting a year for a game to hit $19!

Bottom line, trans people shouldn’t be allowed to participate in women’s sports that require strength or power, end of story. Why? Because it is a FACT that the overwhelming majority of men could easily beat women at pretty much every sport simply because of their build. Otherwise why are their sports separated and…

False equivalency: you can easily have implants removed, trans surgery is permanent dummy.

Ugh, and Jezebel wonders why it’s hanging by the tiniest thread for respect as a publication site. Now that The Root no longer even ALLOWS comments we are graced with YET ANOTHER white self-hate article about how a season/holiday was somehow “destroyed” by white people yet celebrated by literally every race in the US!