If you’re a vet and your head isn’t in anal defilade like the clowns in groups like Vets for Trump I highly recommend looking into a group called Vote Vets

This is a good read if you missed it:

Anyone who’s played a sport in HS and beyond understands not laying out the red carpet for your opponent, but that make ‘em dress in the dungeon with no AC bullshit stops when someone gets hurt. Sounds like this clusterfuck was a result of a combination of jackass gamesmanship and piss poor coordination and planning.

Worcester. The first time I went back to Boston with my wife we were on I90 and she saw a sign for Worcester, she spent 20 minutes attempting to pronounce it. It was way funnier than the first time we drove past La Jolla on “the” 5. When I finally hit her with “Woosta” she didn’t believe me, probably still doesn’t.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

You might get some play on that bet but there’s a sure thing on the table that Nantz is just an idiot. I’m all in on Nantz. 

I saw that too and it’s way too late to Google but I think you have to drop it before you touch first base and if it’s broken you have to drop it as soon as possible or before Roger Clemens throws the other end back at you, whichever occurs first.

Two 100+ win teams in the Series for the first time since Vin Scully was chucking dice on Wilshire - this is what you get and let’s hope we get it for 5 more games of depleted bullpens, guys jumping ship, Cuban dudes licking bats (no sex) and that Dodger 3rd baseman survived the zombie dragon attack on the wall, which…

Dilly Dilly.

Dilly Dilly!

The Crater has some weird connections with satanists that you can Google so there’ll always be some sketch.

That sucks but the stupid must be punished

If only Joe Buck had the decency to observe 3 hours of silence in honor of Vin’s career.

That Carolina Reaper will jerk a knot in your ass, I’ve got a small jar of it and if I use more than a drop it’s come to baby jesus time, I don’t think it’s the hottest pepper anymore though.

I have a Masters from the Ron Swanson School of Social Nonintercourse.

Speaking of this un-clued brood, we haven’t heard from the court jesters in a while, are those handsome young devils in lock-up yet?

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Yeah, I didn’t phrase that very well - the whole thing was supposed to be in the vein of “this is what some people think, these people tend to be extra weird”. 

Also Amboy Crater is big with the Satanists as they think it’s where Lucifer landed when he got kicked out of heaven. Also it says in the bible somewhere that there will be a tree that grows in only 2 places on earth, near the entrance of hell and near the entrance of heaven. The Joshua Tree only grows in Joshua Tree…

I don’t know, I’ve spent a lot of time at Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and other places around there and have run into some walking, talking definitions of sketchy. Charles Manson and his crew used to frequent the area around Amboy Crater. I always had a gun.