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That sucks but the stupid must be punished

If only Joe Buck had the decency to observe 3 hours of silence in honor of Vin’s career.

That Carolina Reaper will jerk a knot in your ass, I’ve got a small jar of it and if I use more than a drop it’s come to baby jesus time, I don’t think it’s the hottest pepper anymore though.

I have a Masters from the Ron Swanson School of Social Nonintercourse.

Speaking of this un-clued brood, we haven’t heard from the court jesters in a while, are those handsome young devils in lock-up yet?

Yeah, I didn’t phrase that very well - the whole thing was supposed to be in the vein of “this is what some people think, these people tend to be extra weird”. 

Also Amboy Crater is big with the Satanists as they think it’s where Lucifer landed when he got kicked out of heaven. Also it says in the bible somewhere that there will be a tree that grows in only 2 places on earth, near the entrance of hell and near the entrance of heaven. The Joshua Tree only grows in Joshua Tree

I don’t know, I’ve spent a lot of time at Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and other places around there and have run into some walking, talking definitions of sketchy. Charles Manson and his crew used to frequent the area around Amboy Crater. I always had a gun.

Are those of us who’ve spent half our lives in the military who want to launch this cowardly embarrassment of a moron (sorry fucking moron) and the 100,000 some odd pathetic souls who starred those clownish tweets into the Sun feminist snowflakes too? Sign me up.

That’s the first time this season Fouts correctly analyzed an event on the field.

And Hernandez spit on Kramer that one time.

He beat the buzzer on the edit but there were witnesses.

My 15 year old daughter can recite that entire scene in an admirable Scottish accent. Guess I’ve done something right.

I was driving through middle Indiana a few weeks ago with my daughter and I swear to baby jesus up ahead an emu/llama looking thing ran out of the corn field on the right, across the road into the corn field on the left. We were far enough away as to be unsure exactly wtf it was but I don’t think it was Tina;

I was in Family Video with my son the other day and he grabbed a movie off the shelf with Steven Seagal on the cover and asked me if I’d seen it. I told him “never heard of it but rest assured it sucks”. I kind of like Butler so I hope he doesn’t go full Seagal on us.

In these parts that just means Indiana.