I was in the military for over 20 years and have a son in the Marines right now, if god forbid something happened to him and this messy, coward bitch of a president called me I’d tell him to get fucked and hang up.

Some leverage is good, more is better, he just did the exact same thing.

I’ve been in the US military for over 20 years and what pisses me off the most about this clown in chief isn’t that he’s an imbecile, we’ve had plenty of idiots take that chair, what really pisses me off is he’s a coward and a messy little bitch.

I’ll see your Leslie Knope and raise you a Ron Swanson, the only proper way to roast a marshmallow is to hand the damn bag to the children while you grill a Porterhouse and a Ribeye for what the men call a turf and turf. Dammit man, people can see you!

You know the antipathy for the Cowboys never really touched home with me, I never really cared enough and even my ‘breaking shit’ hatred of the Yankees as a young pup in Cambridge MA has mellowed. But when that fuckin Madame Tussaude escapee of an owner called a camera over so he could kneel for all the wrong reasons…

How odd - a cowardly, ignorant, messy little bitch coaching football.

Indiana is a bad place, there’s nothing good in indiana, Larry Bird and Lesly Knope are from Indiana, other than that - fuck ‘em. If you’ve never been to Indiana, don’t. If you’re in Ohio and need to get to Illinois by car drive the extra 500 miles through Kentucky or drive north to Lake Erie straight off a pier,…

Click the link and all pay up

Cash $$$, I read that last night and almost raised Jeff one Chad but I think Chads are usually blonde, gingers or if Canadian mulletized.

Whatever you do don’t ask the two girls what’s in that cup.

Are you done with yourself?

Crowd the batter zone? This is a comment from someone who should not comment on such things.

Twitter is a virus

Totally off the mark but didn’t this Carl Edwards Jr guy pitching for the Cubs get run out of NASCAR for running a dude over?

Catcher’s interference is one thing but I can’t ever remember seeing a hitter called for hitting the catcher on the follow through. All Ron Darling (did you know he went to Yale?) could talk about was whether the ball was fouled.

Assplaining, something Ace Ventura dabbled in.

Ron Swanson just got slightly aroused.

Ron Swanson just got slightly aroused.

One of my sisters was married to a surgeon who was/is a certified, no doubt genius. He has an eidetic memory and if one of my kids needed surgery I’d move heaven and earth to get him in the room.