We just went through a presidential campaign in which the republican candidates’ main strategy was to scare the shit out of uninformed people about the threat of Muslims, those rapey Mexicans and the wink wink “urban” folk.

Cumin in scrambled eggs - yes.

If you’re carrying a pet and it jumps out of your arms into some “tall grass” and never comes back you probably shouldn’t own a pet.

“What’s seen in this photograph would never be acceptable in our stores,”

Annnnnnd, that’s what she said.

“I’m a Bills fan who’s been living in Cleveland for the past ten years.”

My first reaction to this was along the lines of “what the fuck??” The more I think about it the more my reaction is “who gives a fuck??” I have no interest in esports but then again I have no interest in 75% of the things/sports/activities happening at the olympics. Like a comedian once said - I don’t like Bed…

Yeah I spent a few minutes trying to decipher what the fuck that statement even means and gave up.

Just wait until their first interaction after the suspension and that old fucker greets Beltre with an amicable pat on the head.

I can see from the comments there are plenty of guys doin’ some splainin’ with their words. I’d walk a few extra blocks to this place if it was in my neck of the woods. Hell I’d pay the 18% just on the off chance there are some bros there with signs playing the oldest part in The Big Play - The Braying Ass.

“It may be basically Spring already”?

“It may be basically Spring already”?

It actually is used, mainly by Army people in my experience, I’m a Marine and work with an older Army guy who will sometimes greet me with “how’s it going troop?”, takes everything I have not to end him.

The mother of the girl narrating the video was a movie star:

In 2003 thousands of Iraqis celebrated the deaths of Uday and Qusay Hussein by firing their guns into the air in celebration, it’s estimated that at least 20 people were killed when all those bullets came back. Now that’s a painful lesson about gravity - as well as the limits of Allah’s power.

50 some odd countries and every continent, why do you ask?

I’ve had the grave misfortune of spending quite a bit of time in Qatar and before I read this I had no idea nor did I care that they and PSG were linked in some way. Qatar could turn PSG into a fucking Unicorn shitting Tiffany cufflinks and it would have no impact on my opinion of them as one of the truly terrible…

Vince Wilfork’s moving on to smoked meats, get your scouts on that.

Is there anything more Pittsburghy than an unconscious dude with a name in dire need of a vowel floating down the Monongagheny in search of a bambulance? Yinz?