15-1? I thought they went 14-2?

Little cold out there Frank?

If only it had come out “Offal Office”

Stolen scouting report:

Like most of America I didn’t know who Pence was a couple years ago. Then I was sentenced to an indeterminate stretch in Indiana by my employer. Most of Indiana is like an open-air WalMart with free range shuffling and grazing xenophobic fried mayonnaise eating humanoids. These buggy beings are for the most part…

Usually there’s a bit of doubt that the pitcher was throwing at the hitter but the way the catcher moved his glove before the first pitch was thrown is compelling evidence for graduate level douchebaggery and cowardly fuckery.

Just lookit ‘ol Jeffy tryin’ to do his part to keep this well oiled machine a runnin’

He should be driving a ‘49 Mercury

““Beat LA” chants were started here”

Read it, it’s just spoilers of shit you already knew would happen just not exactly how and it will still be epic to watch.

The Red Sox moving to New York would result in riots, deportations, martial law, several Deadspin staff orgasms and possibly states seceding from the union, so no, unless you’re talking like Barca moving to Madrid there’s no real equivialency.

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What’s JNJ’s number? I’m pretty good at nudging exasperated people that final few inches to taking a baseball bat to their lamp thereby proving this whole affair is not an accident but a vendetta.

Rays just signed Robin Lopez, shit’s gettin’ real.

You may think they hit a Mendozaesque .200 on that graphic but underneath AT&T it says “Furcal”

Alabama - NO

I own one UA workout shirt, the only reason I bought it was it doesn’t have any emblems on it and it was 75% off - so about what it should have cost full price.