I’m assuming these cops were white, and I’m just trying to imagine what they’d do if someone sicced a dog on their 19-year-old daughter (bc I’m assuming these are the types of dudes who have to have wives/daughters in order to empathize even remotely with women). They’d be ready to kill.

The women on It’s Always Sunny don’t get enough credit. They’re both talented and funny, but I think they fly under the radar because of the ostentatious personalities of the dudes in the gang. My boyfriend watches the show, and I haaaaated it until I realized that I didn’t mind it so much whenever there were women…

And yet their adoption into the lexicon is still documented and vetted by authorities qualified and dedicated to correctly cataloging that the claims about their use are accurate

Hargrove was ultimately arrested on suspicion of resisting an officer and assault on a peace officer, but then was never charged with a crime after Kern County District Attorney Lisa Green dismissed the case.

This needs more stars.

This bullshit works for people like the Kardashians and Miley Cyrus, whose job it is to stay in the headlines even if it isn’t always good news. It does not work for the fucking president.

Rare photo of the elder Trump children w/o all the plastic surgery/botox/chin implants/neck lifts/etc.:

This. Seppuku takes guts. Trump and his ilk have none.

People spell it “buku” when using it in the vernacular and/or because it’s less pretentious. It’s a thing.

Literally all of words in the history of language were made up unvetted. Except for, like, Esperanto, Klingon, Elvish, etc. etc.

“Their marriage was broken way before I came in the picture. They were separated, living in separate homes. I was never a secret. She knew that as well. Don’t believe the hype,” Parish wrote, and then accused Torrei of playing the victim.

Aw, I thought they were friends :(

Ohhh, okay. Gotcha.

They’re pretty cute!

You mean waste of a skin. Not sure there’s a human in there. Probably a lizard.

You’re being too kind. Don doesn’t know how to read.

For some reason I read “300 pound orangutan” in that sentence, but I now realize that that was not in there.

I’ve heard that too but had no idea it was more of a problem than other substances, esp alcohol.

Phhbbttt. There’s that. And there’s also the fact that his first reaction to Harvey was to treat it like a fucking competition and congratulate the leaders at the table on how they were handling it even though how they’re handling it doesn’t totally stand up to scrutiny and it’s still not fucking over. And when he…

It’s why the word “kakistocracy” is so fitting for this administration. I don’t know why it took me this long to latch onto it, even though it’s apparently been used all over the place since the wrinkly old ballsack was nominated