Can we stop using the term “bully”? These aren’t middle schoolers, these are adults and this is harassment.

I do school every weekday :)

“I do school” and “I go to school” aren’t really the same thing. My sister was allowed to “do school” aka some bullshit online high school, and she’s graduated, sure, but that was a year ago and she doesn’t have any kind of job or school plans whatsoever.

“Never begin a sentence with a conjunction...”

I remember my dad using that phrase as a kid in the 80’s. Maybe Foley popularized it to some extent, but I'm pretty sure that variation of intestinal fortitude has been plenty common long befor Foley.

I think it depends. The place my mom goes is licensed and such, but it’s by either the county or district, not the state. State just confirmed they’re a business and not breaking general laws. I know this because the owner frames all the certifications near the register (and pretty much every small business has the…

Franco will be DAMNED if he lets the Sexy Hamburglar be the most inexplicable McDonald’s-related thing that happens this week.

This is seriously fucking with my head. At every angle.

I thought you were going to follow that up with “And do they have adequate electricity for power tools and tile floors good for hosing down and complimentary bleach? I’maskingforafriend.”

...But, yeah. Migraine room. I’d pay for that.

Interesting. I like her sound.

Is there a way we can add tags back to the main page? I can never find Dirt Bag anymore, and miss it at times, as the lead blurb is often one I would have normally avoided (like today for example, I usually have no interest in Kardashian related stories).

Um, Karyn, would you like to address the “chicken wings” comment? People are not amused. Would you like to explain why you didn’t just mention it like you would mention anything else, but had to put that “cough” business in there? I mean, we know exactly what you meant, but please do try to explain yourself.

I need an explanation. That can’t possibly mean what I think it means. I just noticed the hot sauce comment. So it is exactly what it looks like.

I’m doing a bad job of choosing to ignore your weird black people/chicken wings joke.

omg u guyz i want this forever

LITERALLY ALL I HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM THIS IS THAT MAGGIE Q IS ENGAGED TO DYLAN MCDERMOTT AND I AM SO INCREDIBLY PISSED. SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THAT THIS WEIRD ASS CREEPY MAN BEARD. And I watch their show, so I know.

According to NBC 4, dozens of New Yorkers filed complaints last year charging that NYPD officers physically lashed out at citizens for attempting to film police confrontation, despite the fact that it is fully legal to film the police.

LOLing at the idea of Melissa George as Tre’s sister-in-law...

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Can we talk about how Bernie Sanders is running for president?!