You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

Is it just me or was Jezebel really quiet on this issue until it settled down enough to where they felt confident they could get away with defending him?

"Learn Headlights. It's easy enough to spot patrol cars during the day, but at nighttime, the only way to differentiate between normal traffic and the onrushing dragnet is by developing your ability to recognize the shapes of the headlights of various police vehicles."

A point was made that really hit home for me regarding how little has changed. We were watching The Good Wife last night and that flipping Buick commercial kept coming on where the couple sees the neighbors and their new Buick. The husband says, he must have gotten a raise. Good for him! The wife responds, Good for…

Attack people. They attack people.

Are you using “sperm donor” as in an actual sperm donor or just somebody who parted ways with on negative terms?

That is not a spectacularly large Easter Basket. Also, those supplies seem to be for 4 Easter Baskets, the 1 in the foreground and the 3 in the background.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Our Easter Basset at 8 weeks and 9 pounds. We love her so much!

Yeah, that’s what I got from the article, and I’m hoping I’m wrong. Because it’s great that he’s going to prison, but if some douchebag does this and doesn’t extort people then... what? He’ll get a slap on the wrist? Is the 10k in restitution to the victims that he posted/hosted pictures of, or the victims that he…

So basically, actually posting the pictures didn’t get him in any trouble, it was the extortion racket he was running on the side that got him charged.

He made $900 a month?! So the allure of doing this was just to be a complete jackass objectifying women? I don’t get it.

I assume it was inspired by Glenn Beck’s ad for jeans.

I think it’s a spin on the “if Marilyn Monroe was alive today she would be a size 14...” stuff.

For some reason, I read this entire article as if it concerned Britney Spears the first time through. It was very confusing until I looked closer.

I think she looks like the girl from Clueless... Eliza Donovan, I think?

For the record: I only read Tracy for the articles. I don’t even look at the centerfold.

Black hole sun

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

Am I supposed to know who this person is?