I'm in a similar boat (but in my 30s), and I've lied, I've told the truth and I've told people to mind their own business. The latter is my current and favorite strategy. 'I don't date' is perfectly acceptable. As is 'I'm single.' As well as refusing to talk about the matter in the first place...

I'm not sure why the fact that you're celibate would come up, or why people would ask. That seems kind of rude to me.

This Saturday night, I raise my glass to Draven Rodriguez. You brought so much joy to countless others with your unforgettable senior portrait. I'm sorry that so many people were not able to give you the happiness that you were able to give to the world. I'm sorry that so many others failed you and were not able to…

Mr. Pacino was nominated for a Golden Globe for BOBBY DEERFIELD, while REVOLUTION rec'd four Razzies.

I'm so much smarter than that show was.

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

On an unrelated note, can i just say Bob Ley's beard is pretty damn fantastic these days.

What the NHL city you WANT to play in says about you:

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I've always viewed period week as eat me out week. That's not right?

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.

She kinda reminds me of Geena Davis in this pic.

I won EIGHT DOLLARS in that Powerball drawing, which I invested in a very delicious beer. Try to contain your jealousy.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing basketball shorts, Adidas rubber slippers with socks, and a wool pullover with Celtic patterns.

No man dislikes yoga pants.

Are you kidding?! All we've done is talk about Kanye and the Grammys for nearly a week. They love this shit.