ALSO ALSO ALSO: undocumented immigrants are some of the most preyed upon people in the US workforce. They have nothing to save them from exploitation (from tech companies, to service workers, the hospitality industry and agriculture - there are few major US industries where the undocumented do the work, pay their…

Just wrong. This hotline is unAmerican and deserves ridicule by the public.

Unfortunately for Lochte being high on your own ego isn’t an effective legal defence.

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Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.

I hope he learned to leave the bathroom vandalism to Jeff Reed. The moral of both these stories is never trust a man with frosted hair.

Until next time, I promise to keep on jeahin’ and rollin’.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

I don't think it's hatred. Even the author, I think she totally realizes she is being a giant douche herself. But this:

Of course not. Because nice girls don't like sex, so it shouldn't matter if a guy is physically appealing.

Well, it depends what kind of dumb. His kind of dumb is a douchey, look-at-me-and-my-grill kind of dumb. That is totally his fault.

Yeah ladies! You shouldn't be attracted to buff, gorgeous men, because it makes nice, schlubby guys feel bad! And it gives them bad ideas about how they should act toward you, and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT when you're treated badly. After all, guys are never attracted to beautiful women with terrible personalities for…

"Oh Jeah, you feel so good baby. Hooooooo Jeah! HO JEAH HO JEAH! THIS IS WHAT OLYMPIC GOLD FEELS LIKE"

Women are attracted to men who they're attracted to. Some of those men are nice, smart, sensitive guys who we'd be proud to introduce to our friends. Some of those men are kind of douchey and embarassing. But we have the right to our sexual attractions, including the shallow and silly ones, just as you guys do.

This post gives credence to the (accurate) idea that women are just as likely as men to be sexually attracted to someone who's hot, but dumb as a box of hammers, unironically tacky in their personal style, and unlikely to provide you with deep conversation. In other words, both women & men are into bimbos (though I'm…

heh, you said "giney tingle"

so much depends

Have you ever smoked pot around someone you're casually dating or were just interested in and all of the sudden (because you're stoned) you notice something really stupid they say or do? And then (because you're stoned) you start to internally analyze and obsess about it until it becomes a total deal breaker?

Wanting to bang him is what makes this hilarious.