Rambo vs. CancerAIDS

And that monster? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

GTLA - Gym, tan, laundry, ass-pounding.

Sounds like he’s gotten himself into quite a...predicament.

For the thousandth time, just brush your goddamn teeth. WITH TOOTHPASTE THIS TIME.

Theme song? “Norm MacDonald has a show, E-I-E-I-O. And on this show he has some guests, E-I-E-I-O.”

You guessed it.

They sent a Terminator back in time to eliminate all traces of that film.

T.J. Miller was my favourite William Shatner show of the 80's.

“Frank Underwood died on the way to his home planet.”

Poor Alex Jones. He’s confused in that ‘shit journalist’ and ‘snake oil salesman’ aren’t disparaging, they’re merely observations of fact...

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a guest voice on the Simpsons.

you’ve misspelled “booze”.

900 DOLLARYDOOS?! TOBIAS!

Spacey just got Byrned.

That would be illogical.

KLINGON, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT

“What does Jean-Luc Picard look like?”

I hate myself for joining you in this body shaming, but you know what, fuck Steven Seagal. I was going to suggest that he unzipped his pants because they were uncomfortably tight. You know, on account of how fat he is.