Other than that, Cespedes had a great game last night. Went 2 for 4, had an RBI and put one in the upper deck.

The Cavs have been outscored by 13 points in the 22 minutes he’s sat, and by 22 points in the 228 minutes he’s played. On a per-48 basis, that’s losing by 5 when he plays and 28 when he doesn’t.

For those interested; the blue rubber band in the photo is around the radial nerve. You identify and protect it throughout the case to prevent wrist drop afterwards. While the photo shows they disected right through the triceps muscle the recovery re: strength is remarkably good.

Obviously it would never happen, but I’d love to see NFL running backs/punt returners trying to do this. Who would last the longest before getting tackled? Jacoby Jones? DeAnthony Thomas? Or maybe like LeSean McCoy? Don’t act like you wouldn’t watch the hell out of that.

He will not, however, give up his superstition of not drinking water during games.

How is Adrian voting in the upcoming Gawker union vote?

So we’re just not gonna talk about the person on the far right?

“The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, “Hey, no, come on, let’s go back downstairs.” He didn’t listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me…

Hope he’s alright and is just thor in the morning

No no, you heard it wrong. Bartolo Colon added chives to his lunch. Which he ate.

So... What DOES happen? Thanks to this article I now know that it kills you. That isn't really news. I was hoping for a little more.

Somewhere, the Raiders GM is also sad.

Would this count?

Uncle Bean

Are you Grizzly Man, Timothy Treadwell or something? Do they have Gawker in Grizzly heaven poop?

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

"Got any Dwayne Wade in ya? Would you like some?" -Dwayne Wade

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I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.