Maybe she discovered pot?

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

High hopes after it started with "Thanks for joining us, Imperial Kludd." "Thanks for having me." Then it kind of tailed off from there.

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.

My senior year in high school in Portland (late 80s), two sisters who were generally regarded as the hottest in the school (they dated college dudes!) went out with Jerome. We started referring to him as Jeromeo. I assume the girls have some uniquely good Kersey memories.

I was born in 1987, so I was five years old when the Blazers were in the finals for the third time in the franchise's history. I couldn't tell you jack shit about '77 or even '90 for that matter, but I watched the ever-living hell out of the '92 playoffs since I was finally old enough to understand what the hell was…

This is the ESPN equivalent of leaving an open Pornhub tab on the browser and trying to explain it to your wife.

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

He's taking his talents to the cafeteria.

LeBron turns 30 next week.

Something tells me that Homeless Mike isn't jealous of the guy with the shitty desk job. As a guy with a shitty desk job, I'm a little jealous of Homeless Mike.

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Too late. Damage done. Wrong Muskegon. You'll never make State this way.

BOOM.