blackmath1987
Blackmath1987
blackmath1987

Bartolo Colon: [approaches beer slip n slide]

Yeah....no

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

We booed Santa Claus harder

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

This is an excellent problem to have, much better than the Mets’ usual problems.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

And only a week and a half after they 4-game swept you out of your former home ballpark. Thanks, schedule gods, for all these games against the Rockies during the playoff race!

Did Karlos hurt his balls?

For whatever this is worth, my dad and his buddies regularly inform me how much better the comments are than the posts themselves.

Yeah, I’m sure you would do all of those things, Keyboard Warrior.

I mean just stop posing and save that family already.

How much money did ESPN and Kansas University make while watching Joel Embiid play himself to the point of serious injury?

Glendavis Glen Ross.

Pirlo does not get boned. Pirlo does the boning.

Listen to this winner of the one-time WTA tour winner (2014 Topshelf Open in Rosmalen, Netherlands) with a 7-17 record in major tournaments, Carmelo.

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His wife shot him. Take the rest of the day off and vow to do better tomorrow.