And I play this how?

Apropos of nothing, Merriam-Webster defines bland, variously, as:

i don’t actually hate it. it’s not garbage at all, it’s just drake.

Fallout 4 didn’t fail because it deviated. Fallout 4 failed because it was so much more of the same from Fallout 3 and New Vegas. The storyline similarities between 3 and 4 are appalling, with more ‘looking for your super scientist relative who is secretly behind the whole thing’. The only real deviation was the…

Which would be okay..if it was a game that followed a two year gap after the last borderlands game. The fact that seven years after BL2, BL3 is just more BL, in a world where the game community has moved on—yeah I can get people knocking the game for being more of the same.

Yeah?! Well when the end of the world comes to fruition at least you’ll have experience dropping off mission critical loads.

I don’t understand why people are complaining that it is boring. Have any of you played breath of the wild?

People say they want innovation but when that actually happens they just go “eh gears of war will do.” personally as a lifelong MGS fan and general cynic of big budget fare, I’m stoked. Plenty of multiplayer battle royales out there for others already.

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

Is there any other sport like American football where the fans and pundits feel like the players owe them something? And said fans/pundit industry feel they have a divine right to dictate behavioral standards to the players?

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Unfortunately, research is showing us that Football is detrimental to your health even before you make a single dime. Like, High School early:

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

So police are capable of both charging their killer cops and of apologizing to the family members of the people they killed? I wonder what is different about this case that has these rare occurrences happening? I can’t quite put my finger on it.

So glad he’s out and, at 44 years of age, he still has some youth left to do something.