"ohyeahbabyworkit"

I don't think he will have a hard time finding a team. And who cares what it says in his contract. Does it say in his contract he's not allowed to complain if he doesn't like how he's being utilized? Then the Suns have nothing to complain about (and neither do you, random internet idiot). I don't think he's…

Roses are red

You know things are bad when Jim Harbaugh comes out looking like the sane one in the relationship.

So is the promoter who organized this lineup some kid who graduated high school in 2003 and later grew up to become some sort of Quebecois-Abu Dhabi Sheik who vowed to never let punk/screamo/hardcore die? Because this line-up is some sort of weird fucking time machine to my Winamp playlist from back then. I'm guessing…

Growing up, Oak was my absolute favorite basketball player. As an adult, Guitar Jimmy is my least favorite, privileged, shitstain.

You get jokes, do you?

WHOOOOSSHHHH

Did you cum in your cargo shorts when you thought of this killer reference? Horrible.

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

I'm guessing she was a Tressel fan, even Pryor to the tattoo.

why is it that so many of these ceo types cant use proper punctuation. ill bet its because.they are alcoholics.maybe

Dear Electron,

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

"…and what type of lion did you say it was again?"

or it's Chicago. Like the graphic clearly says.

The timing is too convenient to not suspect Belichick's involvement.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Stevens: Whoa, that thing looks really beat up. You sure about this?