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I call this move "Falling tree, surprising squirrel."

When it comes to great horses, Barbaro was close but no Cigar.

He didn't get much in his mouth, but at least it wasn't a waste of perfectly good beer.

I got this little series with my SLR in Saitama just outside of Tokyo

No Tim, this is just the WWE's way of catering more to the female market. More furry animals, less brutality equals more women watching. Men's Health told them so.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. NY game fights are organized violence. Boston game fights are merely mating rituals. It's Philly and only Philly that can claim complete stochasticity within the domain of game-time violence.

NY/Philly/Boston fans don't fight each other, they fight other fans.

No, that would be a stupid thing to say.

I hate the Cowboys, but I love this.

And everyone said the Cowboys defense was going to suck this year.

because tossing a cup is apparently an offense worthy of a takedown

The Hair Game is fine, but it can't match the excitement of The Heir Game, an annual spirited game of Thanksgiving flag football between the Cromartie and Kemp families.

Pro tip: we keep the door to our daughter's room closed with one of those things you put over the doorknob so kids can't open it. Fire? She dies. But dammit she's not waking me up

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

"Do you have a national championship ring?"

motion to include "sweater puppies"

"You're welcome." —Cutty

What the fuck are you doing here Harry Potter?

Last year, I bawled my eyes out when Mo left the mound for the last time. I seriously cried for about 10 minutes when Andy and Jeet took him out and he crumbled in front of the crowd.