Strange, usually testing their piss is more accurate.

Ragging on the Pittsburgh Pirates celebrating a playoff berth is like ragging on a paraplegic war veteran for celebrating taking his first steps with his new prosthesis. "Chill, dude—it's not like you're RUNNING."

Man, I love Cuba Gooding Jr. One of the few LA based celebrity hockey fans that won't just show up for the finals (looking at you: Cruise, Tom and Beckhams). Let the man drink, be merry and dance to songs that may only exist within the confines of his head. He's a national treasure as far as Kings fans are…

You missed the easiest comparison of all!

"I was going too fast at 300 pounds to stop"

People like you are the worst. Go snort a dick.

CSN's Enrico Campitelli was sitting near this fight, but couldn't tell what started it.

Any situation in which the outcome is less Eagles fans is OK with me.

Maybe he wasn't "imagining" at all. Maybe he was doing something far more mystical - like reading. Like reading articles from former and current players and coaches talking about how practices used to be before the PA and NFL negotiated them down.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

How does reggie discipline his 1yr I dnt hear him say i hit her??

A first violation of the domestic violence policy will result in a potential suspension that depends entirely on the reaction of our corporate partners.

I'm with you. And for all the studies mentioned; every time I look at them, they are either about physical abuse, or multiple times per week spankings. Got in an argument here the other day, and the study that was shown to me as proof said that twice weekly spankings had no lasting negative effects on 3 year olds, and…

The main target audience of Deadspin is very liberal 20 somethings who work mediocre jobs and thus try to make themselves feel better by being morally superior. You will get very view people to agree with your views here.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

i've heard from a very well-placed source* that he quit because he was terrible

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

Jason Witten: With 21 catches this season, he would join Tony Gonzalez as the only tight ends in NFL history with at least 900 receptions.