[Insert trite comparison to Ray Rice here]

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

Snoop Dogg on:

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

I think War Machine misunderstood the concept of how beating his woman would result in an extended stay.

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

I thought Sadeghikoukandeh only had 1 k in it?

Person responsible for entering competitors' names on the screen: [mashes keyboard in astonishment]

I like how she's good at sitting on stools.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Hunter Pence gathers

And since the 1970s, dongs and butts have been tightly correlated.

Ha, Birds are so dumb...

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

You are completely missing the fact that their is also a trail in the court of public opinion going on, and the NCAA is losing that trail as well.

Wade getting a free throw attempt in a game where roughly 200 points will be scored is different than a soccer flopper getting a penalty kick in a game where goals are rarely scored. And penalty kicks are a joke. Its basically rock/paper/scissors yet it has determined the World Cup on numerous occasions. Its akin to…