At least now his leg can go trick-or-treating on future Halloweens as a commemorative large Coke from McDonald's.

This just gave me a fantastic idea for a bumper sticker.

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

Bargnani: This man has never coached? Is terrible hire.

Houston is the 4th largest city in the United States.

Talk about a police-state. Since when do you need approval from the fire department for simply holding a match?

You get that stock prices are speculative, right? And you get that the business and enterprise markets are huge, right? Yes, it's true: aside from the Xbox, MS struggles in the glamour products. But that's not its core business, and you've offered literally no evidence that its actual core business is threatened.…

got its ass handed to it by Apple, Amazon, and Google

To be fair to the kid, the only reason he even drives that tractor in the first place is because he kept falling off the wagon.

If those are the best photos, I'd hate to see the wurst.

No totally buddy - a camera crew following this guy around all the goddamn time isn't going to affect his ability to prepare for something that requires you to focus your entire life on it.

youre fucking wrong

That's the Patriot Way for you. Making the hustle plays. Picking up two where another team would have only gotten one.

I don't blame Rios; if there was an Odor coming from second base, I'd be playing a deeper-than-normal right field, too.

The woman was later charged with possession.

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

Not known for his power, Peralta knew an upper-decker was likely out of the question; instead, he shortened up his stance, choked up a bit, and squeezed out a dribbler down the line.

$75K is the minimum to get a case in to Federal Court based on Diversity Jurisdiction. The actual damages could be much, much more.