Only God's Love is Everlasting

So I tried this thing out, and... um... what kind of submissions do you guys take to the tips@deadspin.com address?

Safe or not, it's less expensive than buying a Hummer.

That headline is a bit misleading and really it's fairly common to see stuff like this in Greece. See, that Greek coach, Anastasiou, actually ordered the drink and charged it to the National Team's account. Greece in turn had to take out a loan from France just to afford the soda, while the French, who, in fact, did…

HERE'S THE MESSAGE: KNOCK IT OFF OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB!

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Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RICHIE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

"Surgery On His Dickhole"? Seriously, guys, urethra new low with that one.

"I wouldn't get on Aaron's bad side. These two guys once really pissed him off and he killed them both. I swear, hand to god! I saw it with my own two eyes!"

Looks like she might be changing her name to Gracie Silver! I mean, if she meets a nice Jewish boy in college and if they fall in love and eventually get married and if she's into changing her name, which is totally up to her, I mean, I understand her wanting to keep her own identity if that's her thing, but it's…

Hate to be "that guy" but the double negative actually means people are safe in the streets.

I'd get her on her back so fast, she'll never know what happened!

Poor sled design appears to be the problem. You want the country name on top and the abbreviation on the bottom.

ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

They may have crashed on the track but, from the looks of it, Al still managed to finish.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.