Police have not said whether the bag was a sack with a big dollar sign on it.

It's a refreshing bit of honesty for the Browns, who are finally admitting that there never has and never will be a place for a Lombardi in their organization.

What do you mean Frank Caliendo is a "schmuck?" He's a phenomenally talented impressionist who can impersonate people whom you don't think are even impersonate-able. He's not one of the those lame comedians who does Pacino and Walken ad nauseum, though he does them superbly as well.

Most of these racists probably are Republicans, because it's the party that racists support.

...plus I'm guessing most of our fellow Americans don't realize we don't have an official language.

How odd. When I was a kid, there was always this puppy who would pester my dad, who just wanted to sit in his barn alone all day getting drunk on Budweiser. My dad would throw him out in a fit, but that damned puppy kept coming back. Just like the ad, my dad even gave the puppy away to strangers so he could get drunk…

Tim, I hope you're happy with yourself. You did exactly what that stupid evil megacorportation wanted you to do; you've gone and helped their stupid ad "go viral", so to speak, and it's just going to result in more clicks for Budweiser, and more people sharing it with their friends. And for what? To increase…

Just to be sure we're clear:

Lots of idiot racists dislike Richard Sherman because of the reasons you've outlined.
But lots of people who aren't idiot racists dislike Richard Sherman because he's a self-promoting blowhard.

He was clearly distracted by the only boobs he's seen this season who aren't named James Dolan and Mike Woodson.

As an attorney who worked for a federal prosecutor and a judge, please allow me to try to answer the following:

Well, that's enough Internet this year...