Since you spent 80% of this article reassuring your readers of your journalistic ethos, perhaps to be more fair to the brewery as well, next time don't try the beer while swimming in the cape. I mean, I personally hate when waves go up my nose, especially waves that smell/taste like "dank earth." Such an experience…

I can second that assessment. Brought my kids there this past Saturday for the circus. It's a 75 degree death trap.

Now that we're all completely spoiled by HD everything, ain't it fucking awful watching anything in old school SD?

Why the fuck was the Titans' mascot a damned fucking doggy foxy looking douche rag?

As a Giants fan, I really (reallly, realllllyyyyy, reallllllyyyyyyy.....) hope you buy this video.

I just wanted to be the first of ten thousand commentators to say that Heineken and Amstel taste remarkably better in Amsterdam/Netherlands than the swill they serve/sell in the U.S. I've heard a number of reasons for this, none of which I can remember because I've been to Amsterdam 12 times, and not for the beer or…

It would appear that Beast Mode didn't adhere to the dictates of his t-shirt which read "Stay Focus" (at approx. 3:01).

For the past 4 years I lived in the Bronx and had to suffer from this scourge on the local 1 train from 231st street, through Washington Heights and Harlem, to get to work and school. It seems like you share my vitriol for these motherfuckers, but it's doubtful you've suffered the same volume of abuse from this…

My in-law's 13 year old pitbull ate a 1lb brick of dark chocolate on christmas eve this year. When we arrived the next day we were sure (jubilantly so) that he was a goner. This dog is the fucking worst, and has been the bane of the family's existence for the past 12 years (he gets a pass on the 1st year because he…

My in-law's 13 year old pitbull ate a 1lb brick of dark chocolate on christmas eve this year. When we arrived the next day we were sure (jubilantly so) that he was a goner. This dog is the fucking worst, and has been the bane of the family's existence for the past 12 years (he gets a pass on the 1st year because he…

Steve Carell runs a sweatshop in Cambodia that only employs girls under the age of 14, and who are required to perform fellatio on Carell or the big boss guy who runs the factory (image below).

Funny, I've never tried this beer because I find the art off-putting (too cartoonish perhaps). But I should really do away with this practice because I recently discovered that I like Speakeasy's beers (Prohibition Ale and Big Daddy IPA) - which I previously refused to buy because of the art, but was forced to choose…

Tom - did you see the report today re AP expressing interest in playing in Jerry World? It's a thing.

Hard to feel bad for Kevin Spacey when, at 1:25, it clearly shows he was trying to toss the octopus' salad. That's what ya get Spacey. So stop that, and stop trying to play footsie with other Deadspin readers in the steam room in Santa Monica.

The reverse color bias is interesting. I.e., Roma police are targeting whitey

Meh. This is how one brings the mo'fo ruckus:

Which one of these things is not like the other ones, one of these things ain't quite the same....

At least he waited until after the BIG GAME to get arrested and lose his job this time! Don't worry Mr. Sapp, FOX Sports is keeping a seat warm for you big fella.

I won't allow myself to peruse the gray matter below, which I'm sure is rife with comments on how this is race-based bias, how a white QB who did this would be called a leader, etc....

Well since you asked, as an attorney at an arts and entertainment agency*, I'l tell you: