Jay Z "made the hat more famous than a Yankee," but he clearly doesn't understand the intricacies of the great american past time and most certainly thinks that WAR is the game he played on the steps of his projects while waiting for his re-up.

Anyone else notice Libby, at 0:07, bends down to sniff something? Perhaps this invisible scent was the poop of another bitch, or some other trigger that caused her to squat less than 20 seconds later. I speak from experience. I used to enjoy the white powdery stuff on Saturday nights and to this day, the smell of…

Great quote from that article:

Ummm, he did a little more than take and lie about PEDs. This website alone has published many MANY articles about the scummy stuff he's done, including:

Caveat - As a lifelong Knicks fan who my teeth as a fan in the late 80's - I FUCKING HATE Reggie Miller. But he's really not that bad as an analyst. I mean are any of the following better: Bill Walton? Shaq?? Barkley??? Jalen Rose????

I just don't get the cheapskate money angle. I mean, every dumb athlete (not saying all athletes are dumb - talking purely about dumb athletes here) knows that winning makes money and losing, well, loses money. At least in terms of revenue from sources other than ticket sales and TV rights. If it doesn't work out,…

I'm not sure what all the hub-bub is about. Her pussy looks just fiiiiine.

Rams are not to be fucked with. True Story - In 1998 I attended a "rave" on the outskirts of Atlanta, GA. It was basically at an abandoned storage facility with a fair number of goats roaming the grounds. I being out of my mind on a chemical cocktail, decided to befriend the goats. I approached a family (mom and a…

This bloke's eyes are clearly fixated on stick figure you. Assuming this is an exact and precise rendering, have you asked yourself if the object of your hostility was not a mirror? Perhaps it was a (insert relevant science fiction analog here)?

But more importantly, is his special lady friend sporting a shirt with a giant smiling penis?

"Just keep your stick on the ice."

Best guess: Full On Horseshit

"I hate Playhuts. Never buy them (you will buy them anyway)."

Could be a mirage, smoke and mirror stuff, but that appears to be the type of ass that one doesn't question. Thank you mam may I have another (type ass).

I'm a Giants fan, but a good analog would be how the Spurs felt after beating the Heat last year (after losing a heartbreaker the previous one).

Herrrrrrrre's Johnny!

Any advice on how to maneuver down a fairly steep icy/slick hill? One time in upper VT I drove up a very benign incline (like 10 deegrees) only to be rewarded at the end with a 35 degree (is that too much? it was fucking steep ok?) ice rink at the tail end. It was hell. I have a manumatic option, so I kept it in 1st…

I live in Brooklyn. Dibs lasts for 5 minutes, total. E.g., if you pull your car out to properly dig out the spot, you have dibs to pull your car back into said spot. But if you pull away, even to drive around the block, you're fucked. Deal.

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The most important question no one's asked yet: just WTF were you doing perusing the Country Living site? Guilty pleasure??