Thank God the "Who's Best" conversation is finally over. Revis and/or Peterson would have caught that misplaced ball before it landed in enemy territory.

Conversation over. Revis and/or Peterson would have caught that misplaced ball before it landed in enemy territory.

Not that I give a donkey turd about this whole debate, but I do detest logical fallacies so here goes:

Finally! I've seen lots of ass kicking bruises, including my own bloodied mess of a face, but this guy clearly looks like he took a spill. I would've guessed something along the lines of the incident below, but falling over on a rock might get the same result.

What's the last interesting Johnny Depp performance?

At least the old man was out of the way amirite?

Pretty sure the embalming fluids were premature. There's a lot of life left in this soul. Wait, he has no soul. Shit! You're right, I missed the 7th picture below.

You were saying?

Your honor, we submit people's exhibit 942. This being clear evidence that in fact, Mr. McNabb suffered multiple traumatic brain injuries during the course of his NFL career, thus rendering him unfit to hold a post-NFL job in media . . . wait, Mr. McNabb is presently employed by FOX as a color commentator? Well,…

And with pitchers and catchers reporting in less than 6 weeks, nubs and fatfingers, ate PB&K sandwich for reasons known to the huge windfall of course.

I have a similar story to Bears. My son and daughter were both recently involved in my sister's wedding (ring bearer and flower girl). They had a full-on catholic mass which took over an hour with all the processions and readings... at some point near the end, when the whole church was silent, my daughter exclaims:…

Jim Tomsula eats soup with chopsticks because he heard "that's how Asians stay so trim."

Drew: Perhaps this is a sign that I'm officially getting old, but can you please explain the following term: "frotting the shit out of her"

And in other news, Kid Cowboy Arrested For Jerking His Dick Out At Madden Fan

Now, you don't need to idle for a half hour, but a few minutes just to get the fluids a bit thawed out is not a bad idea at all. Have a stick shift? Have you ever felt how sluggish the stick feels on a really cold morning? Think about all the components inside that housing, and how they're doing. Let the car have a…

Perhaps Jonny should've counseled with his hot shot lawyer parents before publicly admitting to this. I'm by no means an expert in the area, but I'm prettttttyyyy sure Mssr. Martin can expect to be served with a civil complaint from the shoplifter. It's unfortunate, but citizens are held to a strict standard in these…

The Harlem Globe Trotters

Wait, I'm confused. Is Parker or Bayless the dumbest man alive? Tebow is resented because he's a white QB....????? Way to burn all your Manziel's an alcoholic goodwill with Deadspin Skip!

How's that for a feckin' moment in the son old boy!?! An otter has its 15 minutes of internet lore.

Man. And I thought my wife was pissed when I forgot my son in the car for half an hour last summer.