Best. J. R. Smith. Video. Ever.

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[Removes palm from face] - I once got a DWI while exiting a concert. There was a police checkpoint at the exit (which wasn't fair, really) "randomly" pulling people over for sobriety checks. Once apprehended, the cop told me "Want some advice? When you drink and drive, don't wear a Jack Daniels shirt. That's why we…

Hopefully this technology doesn't get purchased then scrapped by BIG WATER! See, e.g., Who Killed the Electric Car and this (a frickin' laser beam that can convert any waste into, then capture the byproduct, hydrogen (I witnessed this happen)): http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/W….

Optometrist Gunned Down By Private Eye

Boom! And "R," do some research before spouting off next time. Jones has run through the LHW division at its most competitive time, and the men he beat were not much smaller than him (except reach). Teixera (6' 2"), Bader (6' 2"), Shogun (6' 1"), Rampage (6' 1"), Machida (6' 1")... these are not small men, and…

Can we PLEASE add "anyone who writes LOL, ever?" I mean, I actually want those people to die. Maybe not every single one of them. But anyone who uses LOL in any context more than once per week should be euthanized.

Wait. Is this really a thing. That, like, a lot of people are talking about? Good to see 2015 will not be the year people reclaim the lives they lost to THE internet.

Tu che. If I were an NFL coach I'd work like 60-70 hours / week. They get paid enough to justify those hours. There are definitely diminishing returns at some point, with 60 hours being a reasonable threshold for most normal humans. I currently average between 50-65 hours per week, and sometimes go as high as 80.…

Mangia, mangia!

Perhaps the police just follow around - digitally and otherwise - every man who looks like this perp? I mean, this guy just exudes child porn enthusiast no?

Not much to argue about with the exception of OBJ not making it and Lesean McCoy making it. I'm a Giants fan/season ticket holder and OBJ was the sole bright spot for us this year. Add in the fact that his numbers would likely be higher IF HE PLAYED THE 1st FOUR GAMES OF THE SEASON!!!

Hey Deadspin staff - Merry Christmas and shit. OK, now that the formalities are out of the way, I'll drop a hint in the suggestion box for 2015. Have you all taken note of how many of your top 100 include the NSFW disclaimer (or should, goddammit)?

BOOM! But, I know you've been an extremely successful writer for Deadspin, so I'm loathe to tell you what to do, but maybe . . . next time you can end a smackdown retort with "don't make me come over there any skull fuck you boy!"

Well played

There's so much going on in this video. First, it's a story about a sneaker release. Sneakers! Second, Corey Hart is chuckling somewhere about all the sunglasses at night in this video. Third, WTF is Paul Moses wearing? It looks like a prison outfit, mixed with a Walt Frazier suede suit, sprinkled with some…

When asked about this picture from the AP, Harbaugh said: "It's a sad sad day when your prostate gets so limp that tossing the 'ole oblong spheroid makes you poopey. That Louis C.K. fella was right, 'when you reach a certain age, sometimes you just have to wipe for no good reason."

Let me preface this question by admitting that I'm math /science / tech dumb. I almost always read, but never (ever) truly understand, Regressing articles. While perusing this piece - and drifting off into a Homer-esque circus bear riding a unicycle daydream - this question came to mind: How do football stats…

I'm not an IPA fan. I'm not. Shoot me dead. I DO however, enjoy good beer. Just not IPA. The reason you ask? B/c, for my palate, all IPA's taste like Christmas trees. Not that I've tried to eat/smoke my Douglas Fir (I've done both - shame of shames), but IPA's taste what I would imagine a xmas tree to taste like.…