Doh! I thought that was a real pic of Pre. Perhaps Leto was Pre or Pre Leto. Finkle is Einhorn!!

Definitely has a Prefontaine thing going on:

True story about how terrible a person Ashley (I refuse to spell it the stupid way) is. I worked as a waiter in a very popular high volume restaurant near the MTV studio in Times Square throughout undergrad. Our kitchen closed (i.e., stopped taking orders) at midnight. One night, a crew of approx. 15 obnoxious…

I'm quite sure this was done to appease the court and/or the NFL. I mean, Vick had no qualms about turning dogs into stiffs, so why would stiffing his creditors give him any paws? Whoof!

Thank you! This seems like common sense to me, but it's good to hear that this was likely the cause. I mean, Vick had no qualms about turning dogs into stiffs, so why would he mind stiffing his creditors ?

Friend: Damn girl, you got screwed.

This is exactly what Brett Favre used to do. He was famous for jumping up and smacking D-linemen on the ass after they drove him into the ground.

"After that, he was a completely different person," Evans said. "He was paranoid. He was erratic. He was frightened. He was horrified. He was a bit delusional. He was having a lot of trouble sleeping. He couldn't sleep at all. When he would sleep, or try to sleep, it would only take about 10 or 15 minutes before he…

Mike D: So what cha what cha what cha want what cha want?

Realistically, this will be a contingency-based suit. E.g., the lawyers will prosecute the case and only get paid (33% usually), if Dak wins. Though he can be responsible for legal expenditures if the case is unsuccessful, my guess is that the firm will waive those fees because of the publicity value of the case.

Here's a good anecdote about why never to play poker online. My friend's older brother is a genius. At least a math genius. He went to MIT and now runs a small hedge fund making million developing algorithms that identify market trends before the market can. This guy also plays online poker. He plays online because…

Looks like a giant F.U. to whoever bet against Sven*

Tu che

"I'd like to note that this dingus attempted to fine the restaurant $8, on his own, before referring the matter to authorities. Is that how law works? Somebody clue me in, here. Can I just go around fining people for shit?"

The History of Thugs continues to manifest itself.

I believe that Rodman is too far gone to be a troll. I realize that dumb people can troll, but a strong argument can be made that he is so cognitively and emotionally impaired that he is (almost) unworthy of blame for his statements and actions. His deficiencies were on full display in the brilliant Vice episode on N.…

PW: Oh yes, I see. It does hang down there. By George! Oops, I mean. Shit Lebron, now whenever I speak to my son I'll think of your Willy. DOH! Butlerrr! Come get this filthy junk sling out of here.

PW: So you're telling me that, unless you wear a special strap, your junk hangs all the way down there?

I won't get into the science behind why it's not possible to find a cure without employing the monkeys, but it's not. I'm a bleeding heart liberal and extremely devoted animal lover. That said, even though I do not have AIDS nor know anyone who does, I'm willing to sacrifice a few apes to find a cure. But again,…

Will - have you ever tried Unita's Baba Black Lager? I live in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn and am (thankfully) constantly inundated with new beers. But this one caught my eye a few weeks back and I've been half-cocked ever since.