I have one upstairs in the guest bedroom. Because I have a guest bedroom. Because I’m an old fucking fart now. 

Tiya Sircar as Vicki was fantastic on this show & while she never quite got the spotlight she deserved (due mostly to getting cast in other things) that was oddly perfect for the character, who always complained that her role should have been bigger. If you have a Ferrari, you don’t keep it in the garage! 

Lots of great bits. Glad they addressed Tahani seemingly not doing much this season. A solid episode all around, But I couldn’t help but feel like both plots were fighting to be the A Plot this episode. The Eleanor and Tahani plot had more room for jokes, which in a comedy, is most important, but it didn’t seem to…

the high-pitched noises of excitement he made throughout the episode were great

“The whatever spoon is really only used on certain festive jellies.”

So what happened to Glenn? Did they just left him behind in The Bad Place after he helped them and betrayed Shawn? Although only the one Bad Janet knows that so maybe he can claim Michael goo’ed him first and then be the Soul Squad spy.

I think the episode delivered its lesson beautifully. It’s shown us the characters’ growth. They are confronted with their past selves and their dissatisfaction, and even shame, with who they used to be. And then told them it’s OK because their desire to change and grow made them so much more than their past. And even…

“It’s okay to feel or plead guilty...”

Sir, this is the “white, feel good about ourselves” section. I believe you’ll find what you’re looking for in “reality”. I know, this section is so popular that people get the two mixed up all the time. See that area with all the black people, that everyone else is either avoiding or ignoring? That’s where you’ll find…

Would he really need de aging technology to play Miller? I mean, with the way Miller seems to rapidly age?

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

Technically he has nothing to abdicate right now. That would only be an issue if his dad, his brother, and all his brother’s kids all died. Then he’d have to choose to abdicate or not. He could just upsticks right now, and refuse to use his title and there is nothing to stop him doing so, but it would not stop the…

“At the end of the day he (the President) still considers himself to be in the hospitality business.”- Mick Mulvaney

Good Lord, I wasn’t expecting full blown Funkin’ Lesson via a Bass Reeves (The Original Lone Ranger) silent movie and being dropped right in the middle of the Black Wall Street Massacre (wasn’t no damn riot, people were terrorized, bombed and murdered) within the first 5 minutes!

Trump really hates Camp David. Probably because there is no golf course for him to hide out on an it has a distinct lack of gold plated toilets for him to tweet on.

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

If you google Cher this is the top “news” story:

Camp David is not “near” Maryland. It’s IN Maryland.

I looked this person up and she is an unbelievable dumbass. She went on a media appearance saying that she would prevent her kids from playing with people with “lower-class names” like Charmaine and Chardonnay, and also denigrated location/geographical names (think Brooklyn, Chelsea, etc.)

Nah, I responded by signing the contract for my fourth book.