And so it was, in the Year of Our Lord 2023, Timothy Alan Dick sat aggrieved on his giant pile of Disney monies earned in nigh on thirty years. Woe unto him, for a pre Me-Too era anecdote tickled the eyes of readers and ye verily he is going to be ok and all aware of statutes of limitations and early to mid 90s sexism…

But man is the money and infamy gooooood. Sigh. 

I wholesale respect it... but if the MCU got its head out its own ass with the source material he could've had both. Sadly Guardians is toy fodder

So... another reason to not cut the cord... ffs

He was elder millennial crush fodder, the reason for sticking with MMPR into puberty. So sad and sorry for him and his loved ones

You might need to know more ‘wokesters’: blind spots and stereotyping still fly with a lot, even the ones who claim to be above it. 

How DARE people listen to me and be able to understand context???

Bill Burr's Sam Adams take was just swell 

Have to wonder if a ‘fuck....here’ release of Batgirl could somehow cover the cost of DCU/WB covering their ass. It's never going to happen, obviously, but yeeeeeeeesh. 

Please don't give the universe ideas. 

Maybe if leaked. Issue is that the backlash, especially in Black circles, would be louder than the video for The Shop. 

Supporting or being in the military is not Being Conservative. Talk to enough in uniform and you would be surprised how many skew leftward. Particularly the service members who don’t fit the square job Midwestern recruitment ads - so many still live in this country while serving. Portraying the military or intel…

Grr... Masterson being a rapey ass... teen BM will always Hyde/Jackie. 

The only good role he had in a while was getting eaten in a Key and Peele sketch. 

Or: you could be relatively liberal but still supportive of the military. All while enjoying the paychecks that come with being Jack Ryan and subsequent typecasting given that role and ‘earnest civil servant face’. Sir Brian Cox is from the UK and liberal as fuck, but is often typecast in dickhole right wing/super US g…

Had a babysitter go full on evangelical ‘Halloween is satanic’ during her husband’s run with brain cancer. Solidified my agnosticism being dragged into 20 minute before bed prayers and 6AM Kenneth Copeland 

Well he was an ac-TOR. Perhaps 'hideous' meant 'unsubtle, not very adventurous but really sweeping' - a fair note for the movie and the score 

You would think it's a gotcha, except it's the fun of being biracial: parents not being assumed as such. Maybe a gotcha-lite

And sarcasm is missed

To be fair Halle Berry would never be in question. Meanwhile even if Markle forgone her blowouts, had her blackness be point 1, and had a blacker ex roster there would be side-eye, cries of colorism, and 'what ARE you'.