Damnit, you’re right, now they’ll be coming for me too, but at least I’m cool with the classic somebody called jokes.

Dude, I can’t just stop being purple! It’s who I am. My dad was a red moon man and my mom was a blue moon woman. The Great Color Wheel of Life made me this way! Also, my dad was prime minister of the moon.

You’ve hit on precisely what I mean.

Generally anyone on the internet who starts anything off with “white people” is about to say something really stupid.

And black people making movies called Fifty Shades of Black can be equally, if not more annoying. Here I am calling out bigots left and right in my hometown, yet black folks in cinema want to further distance themselves from equality by making said movie... so, fucking, dumb.

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

God I so want to live by myself but health issues have caused forced me to live with roommates cause I can’t afford to live by myself so no couch masturbation for me :(

I did that for about 5 years. It was very nice to come home to a quiet house every day. Unfortunately I found myself having to force myself to socialize and, while I prefer to be alone, I know that’s unhealthy.

The roommate relationship is a business relationship. It’s about money- or, at least, it is when you’re finding random people off Craigslist. Anything more than that is really pretty unnecessary.

If your BF/GF moves into your room, he/she pays a full share of the gas, electricity, cable, etc. — basically, any bill besides rent. None of this “we’ll split my share because we’re a couple” nonsense.