No, just the ones that run shit and the ones that get away with shit because the folks running things like purple better. It’ll be green moon men sometime in the next decade. Then I’ll pick on them. Don’t like it? Don’t be a purple moon man.

Ummm, I’m confused. Why did they call? Shouldn’t they have just shown up and...you know....knocked?

You’re my fucking hero.

I’d like to test your hypothesis.

Worse than Hitler! Since I have to listen to them, I now know what it’s like to be MLK.

Yeah, fuck white people!

That sucks. On the other hand, you’ve got a legitimate reason. There are a lot of people out there (I work with some) that talk about how they want to live by themselves but don’t because.....well.....reasons. You know, things.

Yeah, I get that. I don’t feel the need for the socialization because I socialize all day at my job (actual socialization, not email and call that my people interaction for the day) and I’ve made a commitment to hit open mic night once per week plus band practice once per week. Once every few weeks we have a gig and…

I came up with a better way. I rented a place for myself. No roomates to worry about. That extra 5 minutes a month I save goes towards furious couch masturbation.