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You had, like, two hours from my post to devise a worthy rebuttal to a sarcastic meme, and all you could do was draft some generic, senile condescension about me not ‘using my words’.
Salty.
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Is the game technically complete? All the planned Pokemon, locations, gyms, animations - they all there?
Three responses to one pithy comment? Well, looks like someone can’t move the fuck on.
Smart. Wish more customers were like you.
A game developer, lying?
This is the most hyped game in recent memory, and they’re neglecting review code?
I hope they’re not going the Age of Empires 2 HD route, where they upscale the resolution to an ugly map of pixelated colours, introduce performance-killing bugs, and revive the multiplayer into a glorified digital storm that only successfully connects half the time.
‘Fraudulent corporate high five’ is on page 5, last I checked.
EA wanted Battlefield and Frostbite 3 as the groundwork. Saves time and money to use assets that the company has already made. That’s, like, on page 3 of the Triple-A Game Development Manual.
If they could keep the game from running like a slideshow, that’d be great, too.
Even hundred-metre mutant cyborgs need ponchos.
Will perform slave labour for Blastoises.
Nice sneaky self-promotion there.
I think this is among the many recent examples of Chinese consumers demonstrating their strong partiality for Western and Japanese media. I hope that producers will soon start treating the Chinese market as fastidiously as they do their usual markets, because if they do, they’ll see more profits and less shameless…
...again?