Needed more privilege.

Old but apt.

Seen better semen.

Yawn.

Why?

Attention seekers’ paradise.

10,000 is the next edition.

Find a game design that works and stick with it. The hyper-fast, blurring pace of Unleashed and Colors was intense and jaw-dropping, but they ditched it in favour of backpedalling to the mediocre platforming gameplay that caused the post-Adventure decline to begin with.

All the featured games remain the same price throughout the sale, right? Or have they rescinded that policy?

All the featured games remain the same price throughout the sale, right? Or have they rescinded that policy?

Borrowing motifs and mechanics from other material is fine, so long as you do them justice and, possibly, better.

If a person does not have a concrete distinction of the difference between right and wrong by the time they’re sixteen, they don’t deserve a place in society.

(though it does help temper crowdfunding expectations)

Fair enough, but I don’t believe it’s the responsibility of the consumer to give two craps about the intricacies of game development, when the parting of cash from a wallet to a developer is done with the expectation of having a finished, punctual product upon completion.

Nah, bullshit. Paying money so developers can accrue more experience rather than make a functional, punctual delivery for the people who helped fund the endeavour?

Okay, I didn’t make this, so it isn’t eligible for submission, but I thought it might help punctuate the competitive overtone here.

When I told Jeff Goldblum to piss off because I had another two dungeons to clear first.

All signs of age.

“The point is: landlord, fuck you.”

Looks awfully disappointed in that screenshot, tbh.

Yeaaahhh. Not the most tactful of titles, announcing that a game has a Pause mode.