Hella is distinctly Bay Area. If you grew up there, you would say it hella often.

Hella weird, brah.

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

Yes, it in fact does. If you want to cross hawt take streams from NASCAR to the NFL, you’re gonna get it.

These are all ‘shopped.

Soccer is probably properly rated, but you were remiss for not mentioning keeper gloves, which probably rival any single piece of hockey gear for smelliness. My god, do they stink.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

Good article but they sort of bury the lede by not mentioning that he also played 23 minutes by wearing a fake Steph Curry jersey.

Meet the good teen who photoshopped a press pass and bullshitted his way into Game 7 (and hid in a bathroom stall for hours until tip-off).

Counterpoint:

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Did I do this right?

U-23s were without Brooks, Yedlin, Wood, Zelalem, and Pulisic. Our U-20s just beat Colombia last year in the U-20 World Cup when we lost in PKs to the champions in the next round. Is our younger talent not all that great right now at certain levels? Sure. But even some of the best countries in the world don’t have…