Ugh I told her to put it in. Don’t worry she gets no snacks when she gets home.

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Did you watch the second goal? The Costa Rican defender was looking for any contact to go down. Also the first goal was pretty terrible decision by the defender to extend both arms and push. What was the point? Wood wasn’t going to put that on goal. Just terrible defending.

Is this what people watch on ESPN when 30 for 30 and MNF aren’t on?

By the look of the shape of the players, my company’s coed team would like a crack at beating them.

You can account on them to continue being terrible

Ladybird

Now that Leslie Horn is gone will there be corrections made to the Muppets rankings?

The craziest part of this whole thing is it took a fellow black comedian’s joke to make this issue matter to the public. This is a crazy world.

Well this article doesn’t do anything you mentioned.

Easy there Jimbo. The joke is someone who uses their email as their username with such a harsh line opinion. Do you want people to flood your inbox with opposition to your views? Cause that’s how you get that.

It’s not controversial, that’s offside. He’s in an offside position effecting the play. He’s directly in front of the keeper obstructing his view and he also adds in a little movement to effect the goalkeeper’s movement.

Why aren’t you going home to see your mom? #typicalungratefulmillenial

I get a feeling Florida HS football players are waiting for their grand finale.

Armed with mace?

Way to go Leslie... Here comes all the riffraff. Now on to Happn... I mean Coffee Meets Bagel.. aww f**k it back to Tinder

MJ may have a case against Russell

I will not let you shame me enjoying a bubble bath, a bottle of red and box of cheez its... Oh wait this post about women in baths.

Pro tip: Be Irish.

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