My eyes...they can't adjust quickly enough to the brightness....

I think...we...all have external genitalia. But I see where you're going with this.

#teamtubdrinking

My feelings are as follows:

There. I fixed it for you.

I did it to procrastinate when I didn't want to write my master's paper!

A friend of a friend always has a hot dirty quickie with her husband in their powder room before their party guests arrive. I admire the hell outta that.

I asked a friend a couple of years ago if I was wrong to like Bangle's designs. Turns out I wasn't. Cheers, Chris!

As far as I know Piedmont are the only gangsters to fly into HVN. They get cancellation pay- driving was a good idea.

yes, yes you should.
Things here, by and large, just make more sense. And the best beer in the US, and no sales tax, and one of the cheapest places to buy a vehicle.

Currently sitting at DFW waiting for my on-time flight. Just thought I'd say that.

Oregon law, airports can't charge more for something than a regular store, so beers are about $5 for a micro at Laurelwood, which is far from bad

So worth the money. At the right level of inebriation (meaning drinking for four straight hours before departure) any flight feels incredibly short. And after the first hour or so you forget about your bank account. Although this method of shortening flights is best done on an expense account.

I think this sums all these tweets up:

MD-80 is a loud inefficient and uncomfortable piece of junk (American and Delta could of course fix the last one with a cabin refresh, but they're not going to spend their money on that for such an ancient plane). The only reason anyone still flies them is because they are basically completely deprecated which makes…

I think the preferred adjective is now "basic."

Not always right, but always safe. Deicing/anti-icing planes is serious business.

*News flash*

Guess they will have to order another 458 Speciale with extra options to get one..

Kindly remove your tin foil hat, and exit stage left. :)