As I have gotten older, I have learned to never complain about the trials of being a man (who is also white...). My wife is a bartender, and customers stalking employees, cat-calling publicly, and physically touching, grabbing even, women (including her) is absurdly common. Keeping in mind these are just things that…

I . . . look, I'm ugly. I'm an ugly woman. It's okay, I am. I am just not . . . conventionally attractive. I was a weird little goblin-faced child, I was a freakish adolescent, I'm an ugly adult.

I'm sorry for the harassment and awful treatment you've been subject to over the years and the course of this story. Hopefully my brief anecdote will afford you a smile.

Or you can get a 2000's era Bentley Arnage for around $30k.

You can also buy a 1989 Bentley Mulsanne for $28k. I'd rather ride in this. More roomy. And spectacular presence.

well...

I'll just stick with this

It's been done numerously, and it's as good as you imagine.

Daewoo, Chevy, Kalos, Aveo, whatever it's called: BURN THEM ALL!!!

It's a Daewoo. How dare you!

SERIOUSLY! They just don't get it. Toyota is a Zune to Land Rover's iPod.

UGH Toyota why are you so bad at selling your shit.

Funny, I just watched that last night. Toyota called, and wants its crawl control back. I guess Toyota kinda snaked terrain response though so...lets call it a wash.

OMG now I can text while off-roading!!!

Don't forget the already out competitor to the Everest, the Trailblazer.

Diesel! Manual! Smaller! More efficient! Superior off-road setup!

I bet the base model of this with the 2.2 diesel will be pretty inexpensive... Australia is an expensive place to buy anything, but might be cheaper in the Thai market.