The Cincinnati Bengals are the late night Waffle House knife fight of the NFL.

I COMPLETELY RELATE

Three-time NBA player. Retired and came back twice. I see your pedantry and I raise it.

You sure about that?

Also Derek Fisher has 6 rings, so he must also be better than LeBron.

Under Armour is going to focus on more fashionable appareal?

Big Baller Brand is taking over.

flights of fancy, i do believe.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

You manage to shit on everyone and i’m not even sure what your point is.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

You shut your fucking mouth.

Ads. The blimp is billboard that happens to house a camera.

Offhand, I’d think blimps are quieter, and can stay aloft longer. Batteries on drones don’t last very long.

Why are Blimps still a thing in 2017? Can’t they just fly a dang drone above a stadium for an aerial shot?

WRONG