This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

... and then getting hit over the head with the Korbel.

Here’s more spice for you:

Looks pretty accurate to me!

Just some pals doing some grunts.

Do you mean jeopardizing the health of his best player by playing him a ton of minutes every game?

I see you, Jim Tomsula.

A GREAT TACTIC IF YOU’RE LOW ON TP IS TO JUST WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR HAND AND THEN USE THE TP TO WIPE IT OFF YOUR HAND BECAUSE THEN YOUR HAND IS CLEAN AND SO IS YOUR NETHER REGION

I just use the three seashells.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

when the south park guys are all “we can’t make fun of this anymore…”

Did not need you for this lesson.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

Sometimes he wanders around his office, pecking at the shiny stuff, like a fucking bird.

The Venn on these two demos is strong.

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

I’ll believe it only when Woj tweets it.

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

dare you, how?