It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I can’t tell you how many times his has happened to me.

The Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura isn’t even in play at Summer Slam, either. The WWE seemed to be building Mustafa Ali up a title match with Nakamura, but then had Dolph Ziggler squashing Ali to build him up to be cannon fodder for Goldberg? Sheesh.

Counterpoint: Getting squashed by a legend is the best possible use of Dolph Ziggler in 2019 and they should do it on every PPV for the next two years.

As a fan of the Cleveland Baseball Club, I endorse this take.

FIFY

Is it possible that $64 represents an individual’s subscription fee plus what they make in ad revenue averaged across their number of users? (In essence, does ($64 X Number of Subscriptions) - Subscription Fees = Advertising revenue?) That’s a lot of parentheses. Sorry.

One of WWEs many current problems is their unwillingness to book heels winning clean. Lesnar (and Shane!) aside, I honestly can’t remember the last time a heel won a match, let alone a feud. Daniel freaking Bryan doesn’t win clean as a heel. And when a heel is never presented as a legit threat you don’t take them…

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

We now bring you Patton’s testimony, live from next month -

give it time

Your firearms are useless against them!!!

Your firearms are useless against them!

I’m partial to the “Kenny Omega’s dad” comparison, myself.

I saw him wrestle live. Tom Magee against Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time. All I remember is Magee’s backbreaker finisher, what would happen if you set up a guy for an atomic drop, then just held him on your shoulder until he quit.