Hogan himself said if he could do his career over again, he would pick a different finisher than the LDOD because of what it did to his hip and spine.

After sifting thru the fine print, you qualify for forgiveness if you are a) on the 10 year repayment plan or b) on an IBR plan. If you are on the 10 year plan, there will be very little to forgive. For the love of God, please pick IBR if at all possible so you can qualify for this.

They really messed up that race for no reason.

I think the 7 year itch ends when both parties realize this. Then the bad times blow over more quickly

Luckily for me I learned a lot in 7 years and we are thriving now. We have three daughters now and not a whole lot irritates you anymore when you are exposed to little girl toys, songs, and TV shows for a long period of time.

It doesn’t matter if you move in together before or after getting married, there is always a “I hate you, I hope you die!” phase. It subsides quickly in about 7 years.

Why is there a security guard at a gas station bathroom? Brazilian austerity, my ass.

When are people going to learn? Never shoot a video in portrait mode. SMDH.

What are the Eagles fans going to do when the Browns pick number one overall with Philly’s pick?

As a father of three daughters, all I want is that they are a) kind, b) confident and c) not afraid to fart.

Wasn’t there a weekly column about stories regarding unemployment?

Why would I ruin a perfectly good $2 yogurt by adding trash cereal to it?

Dammit all this talk about Lucroy makes me want a LaCroix. My wife brought that trash in our house a few months ago and now I am hooked on it.

Why is Daniel Tosh the cover photo? It kind of takes away from your headline.

Someone tell this man about a little move I like to call the Leg Drop.

The best gift you can give a baby is to put down the ding phone and provide five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact. Preferably while they are NOT breastfeeding. So I've been told.

How has Amazon Prime impacted garbage day for you? All of the boxes and packaging has made my life completely miserable.

The Bears vs Patriots Super Bowl

Joe Madden then pooped before he peed. Hey, it was a long game and the sunflower seeds wait for no one.

Isn’t there a concern that the new CBA will not have guaranteed contracts? Could that make LeBron sign for 5 years now?