I almost bought a bunch of this stuff two days ago but I sensed an amazon blowout this week. How do I market and get rich off of this talent?

I almost bought a bunch of this stuff two days ago but I sensed an amazon blowout this week. How do I market and get…

It's karma for tax evasion.

They should have doggie days and fireworks at the same game.

If you can take a book, take the damn book. Shit.

He caught a bionic elbow to the back of the head not even a week ago. Cmon.

This is what bothers/scares me about the Warriors. They don’t want the title. They don’t want a dynasty. They want the city’s soul and they want Lebron’s legacy on the way to cementing themselves as the greatest team ever.

Burnt Umber is the color my brother and I used to color poop. Sometimes we’d even draw things with it.

This show is why my kids find spare change and horde it in a “treasure chest”, so at least they are learning how to save money.

The plus side of having kids - butt wipes. Butt wipes in every bathroom.

Black folks have been using washcloths for generations, and will continue to do so until the end of time. Besides, you can just throw them into the washer every few days. Easy peezy.

If these athletes aged as “gracefully” as I did over the past eight years, they would be lucky to qualify for a corporate challenge.

I’ll never understand how the greatest winner of our generation became associated with losing.

Vegas is cool until you have three daughters. Then it becomes Hell on Earth.

Appetizers at a restaurant: Good idea, or does it just delay the main course?

I think I found the culprit. Called this play too many times.

If you let me throw 20 pitches, I would hope that my best one looks like that.

Rudy was offsides. That was encroachment, at minimum.

You are an anal DJ working those turntables? I always felt that you would just be smearing it that way.

Stand. Not because of technique or anything, but like a child, I must turn around and see exactly what I did to the toilet. Every time. How are you going to admire your work if your ass-eclipse is obscuring the light?

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