Awesome. I was hoping for an opportunity to pay money for Super Mario Brothers 3 for the sixth time.

I thought he was peeing. Yeah I used “pee” as a gerund. Don’t @ me.

Mickie Mouse should be drawn with a plumed hat, gold chains and a cane.

It’s 2016. Why does Rice Krispies man still have pubes?

Why try to be the Tiger Woods of golf, when you can be the Tiger Woods of sex?

Why don’t they just eat the fish?

Deada 5000

All the more reason stay at home and watch the game while Donald-Ducking it.

Sike majors.

Biff Tannen could have invested in the stock market in 1955 and still would have been a big shot.

It’s 2000 friggin 16. Why the hell do you think that I want to read all of this? Have you heard of this “brand new” platform called a podcast? Sheesh.

I feel like the boos were much louder for Flacco

Never mess with HIPPA. Never.

Sorry pal, but the list begins and ends with 1943, the arcade version.

Wow you had the tickets during Cleveland’s last year as well?

I can never sell my end of the year tickets because the floor is 95% of face value. I would sell them for $5 but stupid nfl ticket exchange won’t let me. I hope they throw the book at the NFL.

This guy is awesome.

At what age is it no longer ok to turn around and see exactly what you did to the toilet?

Wait...is this...am I being put on blast?

If I had a choice between posting your comment and winning powerball, I would choose the former. Good show, sir.