I always thought number one would be a bosom...I mean, those other places aren’t bad but cmon.

I liked this one from a few years ago.

That’s all fine and well until Costco unilaterally decides to stop selling instant mashed potatoes, with absolutely no warning.

He probably had a house that he was unable to sell, so he figured he would just move back in.

The Jim Tomsula lifehack is the best part of 2015.

Wow. I thought I was a good dad because I barehanded a poop out of the tub. At least I clean up after myself before the kids have to take their bath.

+1 (pre tax)

I sold my tickets to this game at face value to a good friend of mine at the beginning of the season. I am considering reimbursing him for the sake of our friendship.

Father of a baby girl named Gianna here. Everytime I type Gianna on search function, I wish I did more research first.

“Any port in a storm,” said my old art teacher.

George Washington Duke looks like my dad

So Terrance West could return to Cleveland for the 2nd time in one year...but this time its on Monday Night Football!

Step 3 should be “insert foley catheter”

Threaten to turn the car around and go home. Repeatedly.

I think you overestimate my abilities as a lover.

What about “Doin the damn thang”

The Avon police said everything was ok

Nice article. Now please write one on how to have fewer friends. Friends keep me from TV.

We found out about Vigo, the master of evil. Try to battle our boys? That’s not legal.

Everything was fine in 2007 when there were no videos. Now that there are 5-30 second videos with almost every movie of interest, I submit myself to YouTube Red entirely. Besides, if people can become a millionaire for videos of someone opening up plastic eggs with stupid toys in them, then God bless America.